A letter to the New York Jets

A forever mood in one picture

I wrote this for my column writing class during my senior year at Boston University five years ago. Professor Klarfeld (may he rest in peace) always wanted us to use humor in creative ways. Even in 2020, this piece on the New York Jets feels fitting, albeit slightly dated.

To my weekend lover,

I’ll be honest with you, some of this is my fault — I’ll take about half of the blame. I do…